Texas Culture Fan Prints

Wordilly Durdillies - Quick on the Drawer

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

'Remember the...um...the...uh...oh, yeah...remember the Alamo!'

"You funnin' me, bub?"

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

Draw!

'You've got to help my son, Doctor — he's joined a cult that crawls up on beaches!'

"Herb's from Texas."

'Bunfight at the O.K corral.'

Cowboy directions 'Up yonder', 'Down yonder', 'This-A-Way' and 'That-A-Way'.

Tyrannosaurus Tex

"Personally, I'd recommend something a little less formal for being run out of town."

Deep in the Heart of Texas: The Cholesterol Kid.

'Roy Rogers is ambused'

'Did you want me, boss?'

'His Indian name was Many Moons.'

"Sorry, y'all — no locals. This is a tourists-only bar."

Cowboy

CW 'Text' Yomp Sidekicks: Attorneys-at-law,

'It's not really rsutling, it's rebranding."

"I have to get something off my chest—I don't know the words to the second verse of 'The Star-Spangled Banner.'"

Lee Van Cleef

"Whatta you mean 'minor script changes?' It's supposed to be a western."

Texas Dashboard Organizer

Adios Amoebas

Out of Court Settlement

"He was right, you know - a queen can move as many spaces as she likes."

"Fast forward to the part where you herd me."

Steeroids

"There's trouble, boys. Let's pants up and move out!"

'Ah! This is the Texas I remember!'

In and Out Boxes: Good, Bad, and Ugly.

The Lone Ranger receives a disconcerting smoke signal from Tonto....