Texas Culture Fan Gifts

Wordilly Durdillies - Quick on the Drawer

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

"You funnin' me, bub?"

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

Draw!

'You've got to help my son, Doctor — he's joined a cult that crawls up on beaches!'

"Herb's from Texas."

'Bunfight at the O.K corral.'

Cowboy directions 'Up yonder', 'Down yonder', 'This-A-Way' and 'That-A-Way'.

Deep in the Heart of Texas: The Cholesterol Kid.

Tyrannosaurus Tex

"Personally, I'd recommend something a little less formal for being run out of town."

'Did you want me, boss?'

'It's not really rsutling, it's rebranding."

Cowboy

"I have to get something off my chest—I don't know the words to the second verse of 'The Star-Spangled Banner.'"

CW 'Text' Yomp Sidekicks: Attorneys-at-law,

'His Indian name was Many Moons.'

"Sorry, y'all — no locals. This is a tourists-only bar."

"Whatta you mean 'minor script changes?' It's supposed to be a western."

Texas Dashboard Organizer

Adios Amoebas

Out of Court Settlement

"He was right, you know - a queen can move as many spaces as she likes."

"Fast forward to the part where you herd me."

"There's trouble, boys. Let's pants up and move out!"

"You boys who have to take your medications with food, now's the time."

The Lone Ranger receives a disconcerting smoke signal from Tonto....

'What about high noon? Is high noon good for you?'

Steeroids