Texas Fan Gifts

Texas acorn.

Florida - Still Gay as F**k

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

'Remember the...um...the...uh...oh, yeah...remember the Alamo!'

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

Frosty, the Golden Years

For every moment in life there is a song that describes it perfectly.'

"Billy the Kid's in town!"

"It's Houston. They have a problem."

Wordilly Durdillies - Quick on the Drawer

'Well, shoot. Now Uncle Hector's caught in the ice! It's enough to make you want to move to Florida.'

Med School Mascots.

Texas Love Triangle - where a cowboy's dear and interloper play.

"He turns into this horrible thing every full moon!"

Cowboy

'Looks like they were sun worshippers.'

Texas Dashboard Organizer

'Not funny, Lulu!'

John Kerry

'Ah! This is the Texas I remember!'

The Drone Ranger

Cowboy spins guns, spins himself.

Tree's Tree Nursery. I'm off work. Let's catch some rays! You already have a great tan from your job! You don't need to go sunbathing. Oh, yes I do!

Cowboy Trump

'Uh, Jake, I believe that should be 'and the skies are not cloudy all day,' not 'and we pour ourselves more Chardonnary.''

Steeroids

"I can't decide whether to turn pro first or go directly into rehab."

"There ain't enough room in this here town for two arthritics, stranger..."

Florida Wildlife - Noodle Fish Special

Football laughs as receiver misses pass.

"Must you wonder if the Rangers will start Lundqvist with a strained groin Friday night against the Devils so loudly?!"

'Oh darn........I forgot The Alamo!'

Wanted - for cow rustling, gun fighting and high levels of starchiness.

'I see Arsenal has just paid £10m. . . Three spectators from Rangers.'

"Texas style? Again?"