Texas Fan Pillows

Florida - Still Gay as F**k

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

"It's Houston. They have a problem."

Frosty, the Golden Years

Wordilly Durdillies - Quick on the Drawer

"Billy the Kid's in town!"

For every moment in life there is a song that describes it perfectly.'

'Looks like they were sun worshippers.'

Cowboy

"He turns into this horrible thing every full moon!"

'Well, shoot. Now Uncle Hector's caught in the ice! It's enough to make you want to move to Florida.'

Texas Love Triangle - where a cowboy's dear and interloper play.

Texas Dashboard Organizer

The Drone Ranger

'Ah! This is the Texas I remember!'

'Uh, Jake, I believe that should be 'and the skies are not cloudy all day,' not 'and we pour ourselves more Chardonnary.''

'Not funny, Lulu!'

John Kerry

Cowboy Trump

Steeroids

"I can't decide whether to turn pro first or go directly into rehab."

Florida Wildlife - Noodle Fish Special

Football laughs as receiver misses pass.

"Must you wonder if the Rangers will start Lundqvist with a strained groin Friday night against the Devils so loudly?!"

'Oh darn........I forgot The Alamo!'

Wanted - for cow rustling, gun fighting and high levels of starchiness.

"Texas style? Again?"

Welcome to Texas...caution: BBQ smoke maybe on roads next 1250 miles.