Texas History Fan Pillows

In his later years, Sam Houston's poor recollection doomed his memoirs.

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

'I was in the catering corps.'

John F. Kennedy

John F. Kennedy

'Don't worry it's organic...'

'Ooh, hey...real hardwood floors!'

Wordilly Durdillies - Quick on the Drawer

Obama ready for another war

Forensic evidence now proves that the shots in the balcony weren't meant for the President, but rather the show's cast.

Maypole

"It's Houston. They have a problem."

"Their punishment for burning me in effigy would have been much more severe had they not managed to so beautifully capture the soulful vulnerability of my deep-set eyes."

"Lord, save my ass from this Russia debacle, please!"

Saint Patrick

Cowboy

Samuel Pepys' writer's block

A horse driving a Model T tows an Amish buggy.

Obama's Tribute Hiroshima

'He followed me home. Can I keep him?'

Barak Obama on the Globe

William Shakespeare

Cuban vaccine exceeds 92 effectiveness

'Washington has wooden teeth? -- how did you find that out?', 'It came out in conversation.'

The Race to Ukraine

Attila the Nun.

Horace Mann

Texas Dashboard Organizer

'Is it organic?'

"No taxation without representation!"

'According to our research they were a happy people.'