Texas History Fan Pillows

In his later years, Sam Houston's poor recollection doomed his memoirs.

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

'Remember the...um...the...uh...oh, yeah...remember the Alamo!'

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

'I was in the catering corps.'

John F. Kennedy

John F. Kennedy

'Don't worry it's organic...'

'Ooh, hey...real hardwood floors!'

Wordilly Durdillies - Quick on the Drawer

Obama ready for another war

Professor Ernie's history of philosophy. Rene Descartes had a difficult childhood. I think, therefore I am! I know you are, but what am I?!

Forensic evidence now proves that the shots in the balcony weren't meant for the President, but rather the show's cast.

Maypole

"Their punishment for burning me in effigy would have been much more severe had they not managed to so beautifully capture the soulful vulnerability of my deep-set eyes."

"Lord, save my ass from this Russia debacle, please!"

"It's Houston. They have a problem."

Saint Patrick

"Do they look tired to you?"

Obama's Tribute Hiroshima

Barak Obama on the Globe

William Shakespeare

'He followed me home. Can I keep him?'

The Race to Ukraine

Horace Mann

Cuban vaccine exceeds 92 effectiveness

Attila the Nun.

'Washington has wooden teeth? -- how did you find that out?', 'It came out in conversation.'

Cowboy

A horse driving a Model T tows an Amish buggy.

Samuel Pepys' writer's block

Texas Dashboard Organizer

'Is it organic?'

"No taxation without representation!"