Texas Nostalgia Enthusiast Pillows

'Ah! This is the Texas I remember!'

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

'In my time, we didn't talk to a blackberry. We just ate the damn things!'

'Remember the...um...the...uh...oh, yeah...remember the Alamo!'

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

"Sitting on a beanbag doesn't take me back to the seventies- it just makes me wonder how I'm ever going to get up again."

"Grandma's TV is so old it wasn't made in a foreign country."

Wordilly Durdillies - Quick on the Drawer

'It's Jones Sir! He's showing of his ball point pen again!'

Cowboy

'Ask about our daily sermon by fax plan.'

Sorry about the odor --- Phone booths have gone out of style so I had to change in a dumpster.

Texas Dashboard Organizer

June Brown

"Don't let the Leave It To Beaver lunchbox fool you...that new manager is TOUGH!"

Munster Island.

'This is a painting of your grandfather.'

Steeroids

The old colonel wished he was in the land of cotton.

"I'm beginning to doubt your computer skills, Frank. I was kind of okay with the bigger RAM, but your video card upgrade is from Blockbuster!"

"The 'Age of the Computer'? We get a pencil on a piece of string!"

Chameleon's TV Camouflage

"Nope, Jeb's my pardner. My partner is Zeke."

'Oh darn........I forgot The Alamo!'

'I like modern. It never goes out of style.'

"Can I call you back? I'm creating happy memories of my childhood for my father."

"Carbon paper? Typewriter ribbon? An ashtray? After your retirement, have you considered opening a museum?"

'Peace brother, I'll be doing your hip surgery.'

Santa '50s' Claus.

'Mom calls this a diary where you write private thoughts no one else can see. What fun is that?'

"Texas style? Again?"

Sundial Watch

"That was six! You should never have quit school, Jake!"

"When I was young, my mother washed our clothes in a tub of water. Stains were simple back then."

Classic Early 2020 Throwbacks