Texas Nostalgia Enthusiast Gifts

'Ah! This is the Texas I remember!'

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

"Sitting on a beanbag doesn't take me back to the seventies- it just makes me wonder how I'm ever going to get up again."

Wordilly Durdillies - Quick on the Drawer

"Grandma's TV is so old it wasn't made in a foreign country."

'It's Jones Sir! He's showing of his ball point pen again!'

Cowboy

'Ask about our daily sermon by fax plan.'

Texas Dashboard Organizer

Munster Island.

'This is a painting of your grandfather.'

Steeroids

The old colonel wished he was in the land of cotton.

"I'm beginning to doubt your computer skills, Frank. I was kind of okay with the bigger RAM, but your video card upgrade is from Blockbuster!"

"Nope, Jeb's my pardner. My partner is Zeke."

Chameleon's TV Camouflage

"The 'Age of the Computer'? We get a pencil on a piece of string!"

'Oh darn........I forgot The Alamo!'

"Can I call you back? I'm creating happy memories of my childhood for my father."

'Peace brother, I'll be doing your hip surgery.'

"Carbon paper? Typewriter ribbon? An ashtray? After your retirement, have you considered opening a museum?"

Santa '50s' Claus.

Sundial Watch

'Mom calls this a diary where you write private thoughts no one else can see. What fun is that?'

"Texas style? Again?"

Classic Early 2020 Throwbacks

"That was six! You should never have quit school, Jake!"

"When I was young, my mother washed our clothes in a tub of water. Stains were simple back then."

"Remember when everything used to be so nice and solid?"