Texas Enthusiast Gifts

Texas Dashboard Organizer

Here comes that guy who discovered some new land called "Texas."

"Texas style? Again?"

'Remember the...um...the...uh...oh, yeah...remember the Alamo!'

'Oh darn........I forgot The Alamo!'

'Call that a BIG BANG, eh God..? Why, back home in Texas...'

Steeroids

"As the executor for your mother's estate, let me say that she loved each of you, but she also loved Las Vegas."

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

"Herb's from Texas."

Cowboy directions 'Up yonder', 'Down yonder', 'This-A-Way' and 'That-A-Way'.

Tyrannosaurus Tex

Wordilly Durdillies - Quick on the Drawer

"They said whatever you left in Las Vegas, stays in Las Vegas."

Cowboy

Texas Love Triangle - where a cowboy's dear and interloper play.

You're my Statue of Liberty

'Nothing really happened in Vegas, but my money stayed there.'

'Ah! This is the Texas I remember!'

Too Much?

"I'm very proud. Someone I've been stalking has been nominated for an Academy Award."

"Gregorio, are you sure we're not rushing into things?"

Oil Price

"Nope, Jeb's my pardner. My partner is Zeke."

Cowboy reads book: 'The Joy of Tex'.

'They've got $5 tables everywhere here. Where do you feel the luckiest?'

Welcome to Texas...caution: BBQ smoke maybe on roads next 1250 miles.

'Cocktails? Cocktails?'

In his later years, Sam Houston's poor recollection doomed his memoirs.

Texas longhorn sees wind turbine that resembles its long horns

"I'm a Texas Ranger."

A couple of south-texas ranchers over light, and hold the boots.'

American cowboy

"Yeah, it's all grown locally. Just not locally around here."

Protestor holding sign reading 'Gravitate Locally'.