Texas Admirer Gifts

Texas Love Triangle - where a cowboy's dear and interloper play.

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

Robocop and Juliet.

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

The Complete Book of Baby Names. Oooh, what do you think of 110101110110? Isn't that cute?

'Remember the...um...the...uh...oh, yeah...remember the Alamo!'

Robot Jogger

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

Robot walking pet robot

"You look pretty shifty in the getup. . . even for the subway."

"Herb's from Texas."

Scrooge is visited by the ghost of prehistoric past.

"The good news is I used AI to fill in my March tournament bracket and I won the whole thing. The bad news is AI has become self aware and wants the prize money."

"This next song is about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

Cowboy directions 'Up yonder', 'Down yonder', 'This-A-Way' and 'That-A-Way'.

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

Robot Cats - Cleaner, don't shed, and they're programmable.

'All I did was to connect an artificial heart to artificial legs, to an artificial kidney, to...'

Tyrannosaurus Tex

"Don't knock Florida! Where else can a 73-year old man get a 35-year mortgage?"

Statue of Liberty With Face Mask

"A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer."

"No, this is 111110100111101111 ... you want 111110100111101101."

The Thinker

"It's even more controversial than uber. It's a driverless taxi."

"Is that one of those cars that tells you when it needs maintenance?"

Machine consciousness - a robot thinking. The thought is in the form of a printed circuit board. The robot is a clockwork toy robot, to emphasise the infancy of the concepts involved

AI Toaster: "What's Einstein's famous equation?"

"There's the mailman!"

Tiger

Yeah? Delivery! Come on up!

"Sorry, y'all — no locals. This is a tourists-only bar."