Texas Admirer T-Shirts

Texas Love Triangle - where a cowboy's dear and interloper play.

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

Robocop and Juliet.

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

Robot walking pet robot

"Herb's from Texas."

Scrooge is visited by the ghost of prehistoric past.

"You look pretty shifty in the getup. . . even for the subway."

"The good news is I used AI to fill in my March tournament bracket and I won the whole thing. The bad news is AI has become self aware and wants the prize money."

"This next song is about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

Cowboy directions 'Up yonder', 'Down yonder', 'This-A-Way' and 'That-A-Way'.

Tyrannosaurus Tex

Statue of Liberty With Face Mask

Robot Cats - Cleaner, don't shed, and they're programmable.

'All I did was to connect an artificial heart to artificial legs, to an artificial kidney, to...'

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

"A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer."

"No, this is 111110100111101111 ... you want 111110100111101101."

"Don't knock Florida! Where else can a 73-year old man get a 35-year mortgage?"

The Thinker

"Is that one of those cars that tells you when it needs maintenance?"

Machine consciousness - a robot thinking. The thought is in the form of a printed circuit board. The robot is a clockwork toy robot, to emphasise the infancy of the concepts involved

Tiger

Cowboy

"There's the mailman!"

Yeah? Delivery! Come on up!

"Sorry, y'all — no locals. This is a tourists-only bar."

AI Toaster: "What's Einstein's famous equation?"