Florida Admirer Gifts

"See if you can hit Florida."

"Don't knock Florida! Where else can a 73-year old man get a 35-year mortgage?"

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

'I admire your floatibility.'

"She's just being Koi."

Fish evolving: 'Write, if you establish a niche.'

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack's Poetic Justice

"You look pretty shifty in the getup. . . even for the subway."

Soberana vaccines

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

"Hmmm... what would Scooby Doo?"

Statue of Liberty With Face Mask

"No, son. Let him finish."

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

". . . so a duck walks into a . . ."

"Can you imagine the start they give their own offspring?"

Texas Love Triangle - where a cowboy's dear and interloper play.

Yeah? Delivery! Come on up!

"Sorry, y'all — no locals. This is a tourists-only bar."

'Hey, look at this beauty... Man, I love those crunchy, well tanned sweethearts!'

'Ben!'

Caution to People About to Be Photographed on the Sands at the Seaside.

'I'll have the peeking duck.'

'I love all of your brothers and sisters, but you're my favorite.'

No Shoes, No Service.

'It's the 'SPA KING 2000': Someone who spends as much time in the water as you do would love it...'

Cuba immunizes its population against Covid

'Organically-grown popcorn? Give me a break!'

'Of coure you're the only girl I've ever kissed,on a desert island,that is.'

"We should've stayed on land, and grown feet and kicked ass."

'After this my bath water will never seem the same!'

'What a cool screen saver!'

"I'm a Big Apple kinda guy, stuck in the Garden State."

American high street