Seaside Admirer Gifts

"Where did all the big things with food go?"

'Here come all the holidaymakers.'

Caution to People About to Be Photographed on the Sands at the Seaside.

Sea-side - The bathing hour

"Try to flatter my figure, dear."

No Shoes, No Service.

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

'Do you think we can cuddle?'

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

The one that got away

Piranhaclaus

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

Artifishial Intelligence

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

'My husband is very sensitive. He cries when he sees sunsets, old romantic films, and falling values of his 401(k)'

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

"Beds are not made for jumping on."

'Wow, this guy is DEEP.'

Easter Island Shades...

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

'Actually, most brides would find being stranded on a deserted beach very romantic...'

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

"It makes me want to pee."

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"Guide to physical comedy fish"

A traveler comments on the red in the sunset. A wine drinker misunderstands, thinking the traveler is referring to the red wine.

"Ma'am! Stop spoiling the birds!"

With Wally the hermit crab showing no signs of life, Shirley yields to her kids' pleas and performs mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"