Seaside Admirer Prints

"Where did all the big things with food go?"

'Here come all the holidaymakers.'

Caution to People About to Be Photographed on the Sands at the Seaside.

Sea-side - The bathing hour

"Try to flatter my figure, dear."

No Shoes, No Service.

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

The one that got away

Piranhaclaus

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

Artifishial Intelligence

'My husband is very sensitive. He cries when he sees sunsets, old romantic films, and falling values of his 401(k)'

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

"Guide to physical comedy fish"

'Actually, most brides would find being stranded on a deserted beach very romantic...'

"It makes me want to pee."

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

A traveler comments on the red in the sunset. A wine drinker misunderstands, thinking the traveler is referring to the red wine.

"Ma'am! Stop spoiling the birds!"

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

A Sandbar piles of sand in a bar enjoying their night out

Sunrise and Sunset

"The nest may be empty, but our drinks are full."