Florida Enthusiasts Gifts

Dog retirement in Florida.

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Bad fake tan day.

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

Florida - Still Gay as F**k

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

Fight or Flight

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

"Recalculating route..."

Sunbathers.

"Let's see, I make it four suitcases, a rolling bag, and a tote bag... You sure that's enough for our two day trip?"

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

'Have a nice weekend, Alfred.'

"Honsetly Fred, we just got here and you want to go home."

"I only need shade for my wine."

Taking Cupid on a holiday.

I've given you 110 for ten years, like you asked. Now I'm taking that year off that I've earned!

"Well Earned Vacation"

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

Vacation Bus Photo

"Noooooooooooo!"

"Consensus on a Friday afternoon... what a lovely way to begin the weekend!"

"Hey, Stretch. Mind if we play through?"

Holiday Aerobics.

"This is perfect. I could stay like this for the next five seconds."

"How's it look back there?"

'Think, Billy - where did you bury Dad?'

'We must have everything... this is all that's left!'

"Well, all I know is he left on vacation to unwind... and he never wound-up again!"

'It's ten o'clock. Do you know what your office staff are doing?'

'I'm taking vacation next week. And wouldn't you know it, the wife wants to go on a cruise.'

Shrimpsea welcomes car-full drivers.

"Yipeee!"