Florida Enthusiasts T-Shirts

Dog retirement in Florida.

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Bad fake tan day.

Florida - Still Gay as F**k

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

Fight or Flight

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

"Recalculating route..."

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

Sunbathers.

"Let's see, I make it four suitcases, a rolling bag, and a tote bag... You sure that's enough for our two day trip?"

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

'Have a nice weekend, Alfred.'

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

"Honsetly Fred, we just got here and you want to go home."

"I only need shade for my wine."

Taking Cupid on a holiday.

"Well Earned Vacation"

I've given you 110 for ten years, like you asked. Now I'm taking that year off that I've earned!

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

"This is perfect. I could stay like this for the next five seconds."

'Think, Billy - where did you bury Dad?'

"Hey, Stretch. Mind if we play through?"

"Consensus on a Friday afternoon... what a lovely way to begin the weekend!"

"How's it look back there?"

Holiday Aerobics.

"Noooooooooooo!"

Vacation Bus Photo

'We must have everything... this is all that's left!'

"Well, all I know is he left on vacation to unwind... and he never wound-up again!"

'I'm taking vacation next week. And wouldn't you know it, the wife wants to go on a cruise.'

'It's ten o'clock. Do you know what your office staff are doing?'

Dogs Touring Hollywood

'If you want to hear the ocean, press one.'