Florida Adventurer Gifts

The Beautiful Florida Keys.

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

'Thank-you God.'

'No swimming. No breathing.'

World Tour.

Captain in a storm

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

Fish hunting for men.

Thinks he's too cool for school.

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

"Scuba cow"

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

"Draw your own path."

Goldfish bowl on raft...

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

"Everything you say (or don't say) matters. Choose your words and intentions carefully."

'Arf! Arf!'

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

"It's hard not to take a mutiny personally."