Florida Adventurer Mugs

The Beautiful Florida Keys.

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

'No swimming. No breathing.'

'Thank-you God.'

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

World Tour.

Captain in a storm

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

Fish hunting for men.

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

Thinks he's too cool for school.

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

Goldfish bowl on raft...

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

"Scuba cow"

"Draw your own path."

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

'Arf! Arf!'

"It's hard not to take a mutiny personally."

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

"Everything you say (or don't say) matters. Choose your words and intentions carefully."