Gator Enthusiast Gifts

Uncle Bernie's Litigator Farm

'Frank, were those our golf balls or the 'gator's eggs?'

The Neverglades ( Alligator heaven )

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

Doctor pulling golf caddy sees patient pulling oxygen caddy.

Knight Golfing

Florida - Still Gay as F**k

Caddie brings his golfer a shovel in the sand trap.

"Mind the whale, dear."

"Hope you don't mind, but I can't find my little hammer."

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

I think you're ace

Cat statues on entrance gate

Snooker Golf.

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!"

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

"The goal is to hate yourself."

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

Do you want to win the game or my business?

'Slip Ahoy!'

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

Putting Practice.

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

"I really have to exercise more. I went from yelling 'Fore' in my 20's, to yelling 'Wow' in my 30's, to yelling 'Ow' in my 50's."

"He took eight shots on the 19th hole!"