Gator Fans Gifts

'Careful hon, the ground here is sinking...'

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

Florida - Still Gay as F**k

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Six

"How should we divide the teams?"

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

'And now, please stand and join us as complete amateur butchers our national anthem.'

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

'I don't mind players entering the NBA at an early age. It's the diaper changes that I hate.'

Tiger Costume

'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'

Frosty, the Golden Years

'He, also, rebounded our stocks with our endorsement deal.'

'Gotta cut your grade back for that.'

'Well, shoot. Now Uncle Hector's caught in the ice! It's enough to make you want to move to Florida.'

Putin and Obama.

Turtle shooting baskets has rim on shell.

'Just shoot! You're thinking about it too much!!'

Boy spinning basketball on finger next to dog spinning ball on wagging tail.

The Neverglades ( Alligator heaven )

Wheelchair Basketball

Inside Obama's armoured car.

'Not funny, Lulu!'

"Fancy an Indian?"

Police Box

STRIP Golfer turned Javelin thrower

'I wonder if TED ever listens.'

Uncle Bernie's Litigator Farm

'He's our team doctor, athletic trainer, chiropractor and psychiatrist all rolled in one.'

'It's a note from your players, coach. It says they are very - no, 'extremely' sorry for losing the game, and can they please come out now.'

Roman Emperor using a glad-hand in an amphitheater

Audiences at the coliseum were down after health and safety had paid a visit.

'Remember, winning isn't everything. There's also anger management.'

Florida Wildlife - Noodle Fish Special

'We need one more player. Who wants to split their nucleus and divide in two?'