Gator Fans Pillows

'Careful hon, the ground here is sinking...'

Florida - Still Gay as F**k

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

"How should we divide the teams?"

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

'And now, please stand and join us as complete amateur butchers our national anthem.'

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

'I don't mind players entering the NBA at an early age. It's the diaper changes that I hate.'

Tiger Costume

'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'

Frosty, the Golden Years

'Gotta cut your grade back for that.'

Putin and Obama.

Turtle shooting baskets has rim on shell.

'He, also, rebounded our stocks with our endorsement deal.'

'Well, shoot. Now Uncle Hector's caught in the ice! It's enough to make you want to move to Florida.'

'Just shoot! You're thinking about it too much!!'

Inside Obama's armoured car.

The Neverglades ( Alligator heaven )

Wheelchair Basketball

"Fancy an Indian?"

Boy spinning basketball on finger next to dog spinning ball on wagging tail.

STRIP Golfer turned Javelin thrower

'Not funny, Lulu!'

Uncle Bernie's Litigator Farm

'He's our team doctor, athletic trainer, chiropractor and psychiatrist all rolled in one.'

'It's a note from your players, coach. It says they are very - no, 'extremely' sorry for losing the game, and can they please come out now.'

Roman Emperor using a glad-hand in an amphitheater

Audiences at the coliseum were down after health and safety had paid a visit.

'Remember, winning isn't everything. There's also anger management.'

'We need one more player. Who wants to split their nucleus and divide in two?'

"No you don't young man....Those shoes cost me 4125.000, there's no way you're wearing them outdoors!"

"Jordan takes his wife's wind chimes – he shoots!"