Gopher Fan Pillows

'That should improve their chances of a 'hole-in-one'.'

Sauce for the Goose

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

Goalkeeper makes the wrong save.

The best goalie in the world!

Improve your leaping ability or your money back.

'Dad, good luck fly fishing.'

Glasnost

'I can't shake off this feeling we're being watched.'

"hmm. Mother Nature's definitely trying to tell us something here."

'If he starts early enough, he could be the next Rory Mcilroy.'

Meanwhile back at the pond 'Wow... nice pad man!'

"You can tatse the slopes, er I mean hops in this."

'That's right, the Princess kissed me by mistake: She didn't know the difference between a frog and a toad...'

"He's very good. He disected my first husband."

'I'm afraid it's going to make us a laughing stock, dear!'

"Your friend isn't in here, he's letting me AirBnB his shell."

Frog Family

"Great, lots of students are fainting: that will teach them!"

Three frogs watching their tadpoles.

"This is how I'd like to remember the Hamptons - with someone's golf Rolex sticking out of the sand."

'Do you want flies with that?'

100,000 ! You weren't joking about wanting a big family '.

'Looks like a mixed school of Bottlenose dolphins and bottled endorphins.'

"Before you know it they've got legs and they're swimming all over the place."

Dog and frog playing football.

Frogs playing basketball.

'Mommy! Mommy! Look at me!'

"I thought you were on the pill."

'I see the frogs have started spawning.'

"That's a coincidence. I'm a Princess who was turned into a frog by a wicked witch. Do you think it would work if I kissed you?"

Frog to frog: I went to a yoga class, but the instructor didn't know squat.