Hops Fan Pillows

"You can tatse the slopes, er I mean hops in this."

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

'The secret to life, my friend, is hoppiness!'

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

Down on Bourbon Street...

'Well,we had a good run.' - Worldwide Hops Shortage.

Domestic event in the Zoological Gardens No. I. - The nose of the hippopotamus put out of joint by the young elephant

Siegfried and Roy - grand re-opening.

The Real March of the Penguins.

"It's Houston. They have a problem."

'He's got a good attitude, and he's tall. But he's got to get into the weight room.'

"You're going to require a hip hop replacement."

"Say, why don't we go see the Hopper show at the Whitney?"

'...And remember' It's not whether your dads win or lose the fight in the stands. It's how you play the game.'

'Ouch! I'm glad I didn't lay him.'

"Your Honor, gangsta rap made me do it."

Turkey Farm Inc: 'And guess what you get for a Christmas bonus?'

''What say we knock off early tonight and go to a microbrewery?'

'And it looks like the refs are going to call a hard fowl.'

"Hang on, I think we've got a Ring Ding here."

"I haven't been fond of humans since one of them coined the phrase, 'in the soup'."

'So you're the referee who had the courage to call a Technical Foul on Bobby Knight.'

'Culled?! That's a relief...I thought you said we were gonna be killed!'

Kid to sister about Zamboni (ice smoothing machine): 'Yep, I think we're going to have a snow day.'

'OK. Sometimes, after games, when I'm all alone? I... I like to dress up in a NBA uniform.'

Bebaaaaaaaop! (sheep)

'I'd like to spend November and December in a nice vegetarian country!'

"The Convent of the Immaculate Heart Brewery"

"How do you do it, Doris? You eat eighty pounds of grass a day, and still manage to look so slim!"