Hops Fan Gifts

"You can tatse the slopes, er I mean hops in this."

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

'The secret to life, my friend, is hoppiness!'

'Why did the chicken cross the road?'

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

Siegfried and Roy - grand re-opening.

"It's Houston. They have a problem."

The Real March of the Penguins.

Down on Bourbon Street...

'Well,we had a good run.' - Worldwide Hops Shortage.

Domestic event in the Zoological Gardens No. I. - The nose of the hippopotamus put out of joint by the young elephant

'He's got a good attitude, and he's tall. But he's got to get into the weight room.'

"You're going to require a hip hop replacement."

"Say, why don't we go see the Hopper show at the Whitney?"

We're not picking you up from field hockey. Take the late bus. Ok then. I'll get home at 8:30, miss dinner and have no time to study. I'll fail my classes, never get a job and live the rest of my life with you. Not true! You have a bright future as an extortionist. Or soap opera star!

'...And remember' It's not whether your dads win or lose the fight in the stands. It's how you play the game.'

"Your Honor, gangsta rap made me do it."

'Ouch! I'm glad I didn't lay him.'

''What say we knock off early tonight and go to a microbrewery?'

'And it looks like the refs are going to call a hard fowl.'

Turkey Farm Inc: 'And guess what you get for a Christmas bonus?'

Always keep your eyes on the ball, Tigers!! Why? I never get to play. Crack. Whack! Any other questions? Will this get me out of practice?

"Hang on, I think we've got a Ring Ding here."

If chickens had lips...'Thank God! I made it to the other side!'

'Umm, you have a date yet for the hop...?'

"I haven't been fond of humans since one of them coined the phrase, 'in the soup'."

'So you're the referee who had the courage to call a Technical Foul on Bobby Knight.'

'Culled?! That's a relief...I thought you said we were gonna be killed!'

'I'd like to spend November and December in a nice vegetarian country!'

Bebaaaaaaaop! (sheep)

Kid to sister about Zamboni (ice smoothing machine): 'Yep, I think we're going to have a snow day.'

'OK. Sometimes, after games, when I'm all alone? I... I like to dress up in a NBA uniform.'

Thanksgiving Turkey Weight and Fortune

"How do you do it, Doris? You eat eighty pounds of grass a day, and still manage to look so slim!"