Hops Lover Gifts

'Well,we had a good run.' - Worldwide Hops Shortage.

'The secret to life, my friend, is hoppiness!'

Comb Sweet Comb

The stages of gentrification: a guide

Bottle Distillery

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

'I need a hive with 50,000 bedrooms.'

'You were fired from your last job when they caught you putting artificial sweetener in your coffee.'

"How are we on bread?"

I bake my own bread.

'Honey's a real problem for me. Whenever I try to cut back, I just end up binging on campers.'

'When you said you were a bee keeper...'

'Do you love me for my mind or for my bees?'

"Am I a new parent? No, I'm a new Uber driver taking him to school."

Cornucopia

'Sure, beekeepers bees' pollinate billions of dollars worth of crops every year, but what's their firepower?'

Joint Replacement Specialist has 3 boxes on desk: "Hip", "Hip", "Hooray."

'Ok, now if everyone could just hold still.'

'Crumbs! I'm holding out for the whole loaf.'

"You can tatse the slopes, er I mean hops in this."

"One medium rare and one with honey."

"Because the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the Pooh."

''What say we knock off early tonight and go to a microbrewery?'

No, it's not the beer talking. Beer actually makes a better impression than I do. ! !

'Did you notice the beehive next door?'

'Umm, you have a date yet for the hop...?'

'Oh boy, the pollen count is going up.'

'It's from the local microbrewery.'

"You should have called your stall 'Thyme Is A Healer'."

Omelette aux grosses herbes

'In Case of Swarm, Break Glass.'

'Hi honey, honey's off.'

'Can you believe this? Now some food faddists want 'nectar-free' honey.'

Inflatable ornithological rapper.