Hops Lover T-Shirts

'Well,we had a good run.' - Worldwide Hops Shortage.

'The secret to life, my friend, is hoppiness!'

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

Bottle Distillery

'I need a hive with 50,000 bedrooms.'

'You were fired from your last job when they caught you putting artificial sweetener in your coffee.'

"How are we on bread?"

I bake my own bread.

'Honey's a real problem for me. Whenever I try to cut back, I just end up binging on campers.'

'Sure, beekeepers bees' pollinate billions of dollars worth of crops every year, but what's their firepower?'

Cornucopia

'When you said you were a bee keeper...'

'Do you love me for my mind or for my bees?'

Joint Replacement Specialist has 3 boxes on desk: "Hip", "Hip", "Hooray."

'Ok, now if everyone could just hold still.'

"One medium rare and one with honey."

"You can tatse the slopes, er I mean hops in this."

"Because the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the Pooh."

'Crumbs! I'm holding out for the whole loaf.'

''What say we knock off early tonight and go to a microbrewery?'

'Did you notice the beehive next door?'

'Oh boy, the pollen count is going up.'

'In Case of Swarm, Break Glass.'

'Hi honey, honey's off.'

'Can you believe this? Now some food faddists want 'nectar-free' honey.'

Bebaaaaaaaop! (sheep)

"You should have called your stall 'Thyme Is A Healer'."

Inflatable ornithological rapper.