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Bebaaaaaaaop! (sheep)

Rap music

'Never mind singing it in rap... a simple 'I do' will suffice.'

'The secret to life, my friend, is hoppiness!'

"The Just Me Band"

Rap-scallions

'You're going to need a hip-hoperation.'

'Well,we had a good run.' - Worldwide Hops Shortage.

'Ok, who's been playing rap music in front of the bird?!'

"If we could explain it in Hip-hop, officer?. . . It would be like this!"

'Never mind singing it in rap...a simple 'I do' will suffice.''

Hip-hop cops on stage.

Beware of Dawg.

Olden Day Battle of the Bands (Bard vs Sonnet).

Siegfried and Roy - grand re-opening.

'Whenever I want to cut my lesson short, I ask the music teacher if she has any hip-hop music for the violin.'

Next Sunday - Rap Mass! 'I thought we reached the limit when we had that jazz mass.'

'Mathematician's Rap.'

I love Marimba

Gangsta wrap.

Christmas Present Wrapping Service.

One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language

"I use to be a human beat-box but found it too humdrum."

"In lieu of barking, he recorded a sweet diss track about you."

Hip hop Santa.

The Grim Rapper

'My resume,...in rap form!'

"Ladies! Ladies! Do you wanna roll my Mercedes..."

Joint Replacement Specialist has 3 boxes on desk: "Hip", "Hip", "Hooray."

Your logic is flaccid and your data suppositional, dawg!

Bling Crosby.

"I've joined an Eminem tribute band."