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Rap music

Ice Cream Dreams.

'Never mind singing it in rap... a simple 'I do' will suffice.'

'The secret to life, my friend, is hoppiness!'

"The Just Me Band"

Extra Long-jump

'You're going to need a hip-hoperation.'

Hip-hop cops on stage.

"Loves it, just can't get the little fellow off it"

"If we could explain it in Hip-hop, officer?. . . It would be like this!"

'Well,we had a good run.' - Worldwide Hops Shortage.

'Never mind singing it in rap...a simple 'I do' will suffice.''

Siegfried and Roy - grand re-opening.

'Whenever I want to cut my lesson short, I ask the music teacher if she has any hip-hop music for the violin.'

'Mathematician's Rap.'

I love Marimba

Gangsta wrap.

'He's got a good attitude, and he's tall. But he's got to get into the weight room.'

"I use to be a human beat-box but found it too humdrum."

"In lieu of barking, he recorded a sweet diss track about you."

Hip hop Santa.

One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language

"Ladies! Ladies! Do you wanna roll my Mercedes..."

Joint Replacement Specialist has 3 boxes on desk: "Hip", "Hip", "Hooray."

Your logic is flaccid and your data suppositional, dawg!

'What are you going to be when you grow up. . . if the neighbours let you?'

"It's a jolly drinking song but I can't make it past the first few bars."

Candles on Drum

"Slithering is okay but jumping is more fun."

''What say we knock off early tonight and go to a microbrewery?'

Crunk

'Have you got any hip-op?'

'So you're the referee who had the courage to call a Technical Foul on Bobby Knight.'