Hop Enthusiast T-Shirts

'The secret to life, my friend, is hoppiness!'

'Just a tad more hops.'

Tax on home made beer causes a woman to stop brewing

"Hoppy are the peace makers"

Cold Beer ---fresh flowers for sale, think of your wife for a change.

''What say we knock off early tonight and go to a microbrewery?'

Rap music

'Never mind singing it in rap... a simple 'I do' will suffice.'

"The Just Me Band"

Rap-scallions

"Gotta go, lads, I smell death."

Siegfried and Roy - grand re-opening.

'Ok, who's been playing rap music in front of the bird?!'

'You're going to need a hip-hoperation.'

'Well,we had a good run.' - Worldwide Hops Shortage.

"If we could explain it in Hip-hop, officer?. . . It would be like this!"

Beware of Dawg.

'Never mind singing it in rap...a simple 'I do' will suffice.''

Hip-hop cops on stage.

Olden Day Battle of the Bands (Bard vs Sonnet).

'Whenever I want to cut my lesson short, I ask the music teacher if she has any hip-hop music for the violin.'

'Mathematician's Rap.'

Next Sunday - Rap Mass! 'I thought we reached the limit when we had that jazz mass.'

I love Marimba

'He's got a good attitude, and he's tall. But he's got to get into the weight room.'

Gangsta wrap.

Christmas Present Wrapping Service.

'My resume,...in rap form!'

One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language

"I use to be a human beat-box but found it too humdrum."

"In lieu of barking, he recorded a sweet diss track about you."

Hip hop Santa.

The Grim Rapper

"Ladies! Ladies! Do you wanna roll my Mercedes..."

Joint Replacement Specialist has 3 boxes on desk: "Hip", "Hip", "Hooray."