Hop Enthusiast Pillows

'The secret to life, my friend, is hoppiness!'

'Just a tad more hops.'

'Umm, you have a date yet for the hop...?'

Tax on home made beer causes a woman to stop brewing

"Hoppy are the peace makers"

"Amber alert...it's a new drinking app."

Cold Beer ---fresh flowers for sale, think of your wife for a change.

''What say we knock off early tonight and go to a microbrewery?'

Kritik's Korner

'Never mind singing it in rap... a simple 'I do' will suffice.'

Rap music

"The Just Me Band"

"I got ninety-nine problems, but a birch ain't one!"

Rap-scallions

'Well,we had a good run.' - Worldwide Hops Shortage.

"If we could explain it in Hip-hop, officer?. . . It would be like this!"

For our eco-night entertainment we have Kim's "Dance Against Global Warming," Zahir's "Rap for the Eco Cure" and Twig's "Post-Carbon Poetry Slam." How about you, Jason? I'll explain metal organic vapor deposition in solar panels. Well! We'll see who's into heavy metal.

Olden Day Battle of the Bands (Bard vs Sonnet).

Hip-hop cops on stage.

Beware of Dawg.

'You're going to need a hip-hoperation.'

'Never mind singing it in rap...a simple 'I do' will suffice.''

Siegfried and Roy - grand re-opening.

"Gotta go, lads, I smell death."

'Ok, who's been playing rap music in front of the bird?!'

'Whenever I want to cut my lesson short, I ask the music teacher if she has any hip-hop music for the violin.'

'Mathematician's Rap.'

Next Sunday - Rap Mass! 'I thought we reached the limit when we had that jazz mass.'

'He's got a good attitude, and he's tall. But he's got to get into the weight room.'

I love Marimba

Gangsta wrap.

"I use to be a human beat-box but found it too humdrum."

Projection

One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language

The Grim Rapper