Hoopla Enthusiast Pillows

Siegfried and Roy - grand re-opening.

'The secret to life, my friend, is hoppiness!'

Bad Interview Technique

Jump Boy!God, your life must be dull.

'The owner plays in the NBA.'

'Well,we had a good run.' - Worldwide Hops Shortage.

'He's got a good attitude, and he's tall. But he's got to get into the weight room.'

"You can tatse the slopes, er I mean hops in this."

''What say we knock off early tonight and go to a microbrewery?'

'So you're the referee who had the courage to call a Technical Foul on Bobby Knight.'

Bebaaaaaaaop! (sheep)

'OK. Sometimes, after games, when I'm all alone? I... I like to dress up in a NBA uniform.'

"I'm not jumping through hoops for you. It's my hula hoop. I'm doing this for me."

'What will it cost me for you to elope?'

"The Convent of the Immaculate Heart Brewery"

US soldier reading a sign for 'Hookahs' in Iraq.

"Hoppy are the peace makers"

Beer...Better living through zymurgy.

'The #1 Lei Girl!'

'Players treat me with a lot more respect since they found out I'm a retired colonel.'

"I know why the caged bird sings. Why he does that is anyone's guess."

"Sometimes I unwind too fast, and it makes me a little dizzy."

Basketball

Cold Beer ---fresh flowers for sale, think of your wife for a change.

'Why we ever took him to see those porpoises. . .'

'One last test- we need to see how well you jump through a hoop?'

Smoking hookah pipe outside Lebanese restaurant.

"Oh no! My hay fever's starting!"