Hula Hoop Fanatic Pillows

'I wouldn't be concerned. We're all subject to temptations.'

Gerald was convinced his plants could understand...and dig what he was saying!

Angel doing the hula hoop.

Siegfried and Roy - grand re-opening.

'He's got a good attitude, and he's tall. But he's got to get into the weight room.'

"Am I a new parent? No, I'm a new Uber driver taking him to school."

'Like us, the Hula Hoop will never go out of style.'

Sadie, I want to show you something. This is a great new Youtube video. Check it out. That's some random person doing hula hoop and singing a show tune. That. Makes. Me. So. Mad. Action. Aaaaahhhh.

'So you're the referee who had the courage to call a Technical Foul on Bobby Knight.'

Bebaaaaaaaop! (sheep)

'OK. Sometimes, after games, when I'm all alone? I... I like to dress up in a NBA uniform.'

"Gerald is retired, but during March Madness, he goes back to the office to play the college hoops sports pools."

"The doctor says you have an acute case of march Madness. Here's your bill."

"I'm not jumping through hoops for you. It's my hula hoop. I'm doing this for me."

-Yipee! He's well out in front! -You do realize they're only going down to the start!

"I grew up in a circus and jumping through flaming hoops was no big deal! Asking Mummy on a date though, now that, Darling, required real courage!"

"It keeps us fit at a safe social distance."

'Too much 'March Madness.''

'The #1 Lei Girl!'

'Players treat me with a lot more respect since they found out I'm a retired colonel.'

"I know why the caged bird sings. Why he does that is anyone's guess."

'One last test- we need to see how well you jump through a hoop?'

'Freddy Kameahmeah, uncrowned king of Hula dancers. His hoop hasn't seen the ground in six months.'

'Why we ever took him to see those porpoises. . .'

Basketball

'...Hoopla!'

Angel with hula hoop.

"First place winner gets a flip phone!"

Can't dunk?

"Oh no! My hay fever's starting!"

"We brought hoola-hoops!"

'You're right, Mom. It was a bad call.'

'Never, Ever...try to imitate LeBron James on the basketball court.'

BOBBY KNIGHT: Age one

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