Hoop Aficionado Pillows

'Never, Ever...try to imitate LeBron James on the basketball court.'

"Good game."

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

"Portrait of a Lady"

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

The Salmon Run

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

'The secret to life, my friend, is hoppiness!'

Another reason Chihuahuas hate basketball.

'When I'm not thinking about me, the Giants, the Knicks or the Yankees, I'm thinking about us.'

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

'He's gonna dunk on me. I just know it.'

Why moms make bad refs.

I love Basketball.

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

'Hold on, Pepe!... The score is tied with less than a minute to go - and the losing team gets boiled.'

Joey Barton's red card wins Premiership League for Manchester City.

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The Harper Plays Cricket.

Basketball.

Cristiano Ronaldo

Puppy.

'He's missed six goals today. I bet he could kick himself.'

Pole Vault Rules

First Prize!

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

'This is it, gentlemen. The big game. A date with dentistry.'

'The owner plays in the NBA.'

Fox hunting.

PSYCHIATRIC CLINIC, 'You know what I dread? -- March madness!'

Kobe Bryant

"I need to buy a faster fastball."