Basketball Admirer Pillows

"He's not anti-social - just tight-lipped."

"Good game."

"We first met on the net. We began to court, but between my foul mouth and Wilson being on the rebound...let's just say it was a long shot, but he pressed, and I was defenseless. Now, we're as 'hoopy' as can be."

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

"How should we divide the teams?"

The Salmon Run

Another reason Chihuahuas hate basketball.

'He's gonna dunk on me. I just know it.'

'It's a combination of March Madness,,, and Linsanity,'

Playing pig

Why moms make bad refs.

'And now, please stand and join us as complete amateur butchers our national anthem.'

The bovine who jumped over the news went on to a great career w/ the Bulls!

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

'I don't mind players entering the NBA at an early age. It's the diaper changes that I hate.'

I love Basketball.

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Puppy.

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

'Hold on, Pepe!... The score is tied with less than a minute to go - and the losing team gets boiled.'

Basketball.

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

'This is it, gentlemen. The big game. A date with dentistry.'

"The good news is I used AI to fill in my March tournament bracket and I won the whole thing. The bad news is AI has become self aware and wants the prize money."

'The owner plays in the NBA.'

'Billy - no! Do not ask for his autograph. He'll lose his natural fear of fans, become a nuisance, and then he'll need to be tranquilized and relocated to Europe.'

'Please, Dad? Can we? Can we? Pleeeease?'

Kobe Bryant

Try Our New Slam Dunk Coffee and Donut Special.

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'

PSYCHIATRIC CLINIC, 'You know what I dread? -- March madness!'

'Honest, sir. I'm sorry! I take it all back.'

Game In A Can.

'In this league, guys, it's all about winning. And we're like, what, 0 and 10? That's why coach got the ax.'