Basketball Enthusiast Pillows

"I told him to do that."

'Five seconds! ...Four ...Three ...Two ...One ...SPRING!!'

'I don't think it's a concussion . . . although the smoke has me concerned.'

'This is it, gentlemen. The big game. A date with dentistry.'

'Time ou! ... Flea!'

"I carefully examine the data for March madness brackets and every year I lose to Anita, who picks by uniform colors."

'What? I've been cut from the team!??'

'No, Jerome, that is incorrect... can anyone else demonstrate the proper way to tape a basketball player's ankle?'

Basketball Players Working Together

'Hey, hey, hey! Wait until I toss up the ball. I want a fair jump.'

Kids can shoot a basket from 50 feet away, but can't hit a trash can two inches from their noses.

'When do I learn to slamdunk?'

A basketball match

'Hey, I'm no orthopaedic surgeon - know what I'm sayin'? But this can't be good.'

'...If you really loved me, you'd transfer me to a preschool with a winning team.'

'Nurse, turn the basketball game up. This is a painful procedure, so I don't want to miss the game due to the patient's screaming.'

'...Splints. Tape. Ice pack. Bandages....Wait! Here it is - spare brain.'

'Don't make excuses, Moore! If you can't guard that guy, I'll put someone in who can!'

'You're getting too old for this game, Scott. ... They say the legs are the first to go.'

Kid rage.

'Bad foul! Bad, bad, bad foul!'

'Wanna play? We need another body... er... one more player.'

'I'm thinking of jumping right from JV ball to the NBA.'

"Sorry, Kevin, but 'March Madness' is not an official school holiday."

Big Foot

Broken ankle? Blown out knee? Compound fracture? No problem! Get back on the court in a jiff with the amazing new Roller Brace!

'Yo, Sid! Go get sheared. We're skins.'

'I hate playing stinkbugs! Every time we press them on defense, they just let 'e rip!'

"My dad can slam dunk but it's mostly in mergers and acquisitions."

"Junior, there's more to life than winning. There's also beating the spread."

'Our budget's been cut. When the economy turns around, you'll all get the other shoe.'

'Get on the ground! Hands behind your head! Move! ... OK, anyone else feel like arguing with the ref?'

Giraffe playing basketball.

'All your shots are coming up short, so to strengthen your arms, you'll be practicing with a larger ball.'

'...If he misses, I want everyone else to immediately start pointing fingers and blaming Brady.'