Hoop Aficionado Mugs

"Good game."

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

"Portrait of a Lady"

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

The Salmon Run

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

'The secret to life, my friend, is hoppiness!'

Another reason Chihuahuas hate basketball.

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

'He's gonna dunk on me. I just know it.'

'When I'm not thinking about me, the Giants, the Knicks or the Yankees, I'm thinking about us.'

Why moms make bad refs.

I love Basketball.

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

First Prize!

'He's missed six goals today. I bet he could kick himself.'

Cristiano Ronaldo

The Harper Plays Cricket.

Basketball.

Puppy.

'Hold on, Pepe!... The score is tied with less than a minute to go - and the losing team gets boiled.'

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Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

'This is it, gentlemen. The big game. A date with dentistry.'

'The owner plays in the NBA.'

'Billy - no! Do not ask for his autograph. He'll lose his natural fear of fans, become a nuisance, and then he'll need to be tranquilized and relocated to Europe.'

"Yes, it's a sports related injury. He dropped his bowling ball."

'Yo, Corona! Pack your stuff! You've been traded.'

Fox hunting.

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."