Hula Hoop Heroes Pillows

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

I love Basketball.

'Lungs, normal. Heart, normal. Kidneys, normal. For the life of me, I can't figure out where your pain is coming... wait. Do you play hockey?'

Angel doing the hula hoop.

Zdeno Chara

Kids playing ice hockey for a medal.

'Like us, the Hula Hoop will never go out of style.'

Goalie Wall.

"We'll have to pick this up later. My plane just went down, sharks ate my personal assistant, and apparently I'm winning some kind of surfing competition."

Athletic Darwinism.

You look like a team player. I like that!

T-Rex: the Best Hockey Goalie

"Is it time to plan our vacation?"

'I call this exercise 'Urban Aerobics'

"I feel sorry for kids these days - they're always being tested for something"

"I'm not jumping through hoops for you. It's my hula hoop. I'm doing this for me."

Canadian Jesus

"She's a lover, not a fighter."

'I can't dunk.'

I love hockey!

'We're counting on you, Luther. The game's to 21, winner's outs... And I hope we don't need to remind you what happens to all of us if you lose.'

"This is a tough hockey league. I'm just the team's webmaster."

'On second thought, you're right. It was incidental contact.'

Ice Hockey

'The #1 Lei Girl!'

"I know why the caged bird sings. Why he does that is anyone's guess."

"First one to eleven."

"We're phasing out coal and giving naughty children pamphlets on greener punishments alternatives."

'...Hoopla!'

A basketball game

Beer Keg Babies