Hula Hoop Heroes Mugs

"It keeps us fit at a safe social distance."

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

I love Basketball.

'Lungs, normal. Heart, normal. Kidneys, normal. For the life of me, I can't figure out where your pain is coming... wait. Do you play hockey?'

Angel doing the hula hoop.

Skateboard Sidewalk Surfer

Zdeno Chara

Kids playing ice hockey for a medal.

'Like us, the Hula Hoop will never go out of style.'

Sadie, I want to show you something. This is a great new Youtube video. Check it out. That's some random person doing hula hoop and singing a show tune. That. Makes. Me. So. Mad. Action. Aaaaahhhh.

Goalie Wall.

"We'll have to pick this up later. My plane just went down, sharks ate my personal assistant, and apparently I'm winning some kind of surfing competition."

Athletic Darwinism.

"Junior, there's more to life than winning. There's also getting compensation for closed-head injuries."

You look like a team player. I like that!

T-Rex: the Best Hockey Goalie

'I call this exercise 'Urban Aerobics'

"Is it time to plan our vacation?"

"I feel sorry for kids these days - they're always being tested for something"

"I'm not jumping through hoops for you. It's my hula hoop. I'm doing this for me."

Canadian Jesus

I love hockey!

Mat Trick

"She's a lover, not a fighter."

'I can't dunk.'

'On second thought, you're right. It was incidental contact.'

"This is a tough hockey league. I'm just the team's webmaster."

'We're counting on you, Luther. The game's to 21, winner's outs... And I hope we don't need to remind you what happens to all of us if you lose.'

Ice Hockey

'The #1 Lei Girl!'

Cristiano Ronaldo

'Freddy Kameahmeah, uncrowned king of Hula dancers. His hoop hasn't seen the ground in six months.'

Beer Keg Babies

A basketball game

"First one to eleven."