Heavenly Hula Hoopers Mugs

Angel doing the hula hoop.

'Like us, the Hula Hoop will never go out of style.'

Sadie, I want to show you something. This is a great new Youtube video. Check it out. That's some random person doing hula hoop and singing a show tune. That. Makes. Me. So. Mad. Action. Aaaaahhhh.

"Five million channels! This is heaven indeed!"

'One nice thing about this, it has overcome my fear of height.'

"What do you have to do to get business class?"

'Eternity isn't bad, so long as they allow us to day-trade.'

"I'm not jumping through hoops for you. It's my hula hoop. I'm doing this for me."

Basketball Halo

Heavenly Desert Islands.

Devils in hell bang on the ceiling as the angels upstairs are being too noisy.

"No, harps aren't mandatory. You could've asked for any instrument you wanted."

'It could be worse. In Hell you play the bagpipes.'

"It keeps us fit at a safe social distance."

'Well, what do you think of the new BOOYA halo?'

"Not the God I expected."

Photograph from Heaven.

I don

'Unless you're going to pass, get the hell out of the left lane!'

'Poor Dewey, All his life, he can't jump, Then he dies, goes straight to heaven, and now his wings are too small to dunk,'

'...Hoopla!'

'Freddy Kameahmeah, uncrowned king of Hula dancers. His hoop hasn't seen the ground in six months.'

Basketball player in heaven has a net on his halo that makes it look like a basketball hoop.

Heavenly Tennis.

"First one to eleven."

"We brought hoola-hoops!"

"Miraculously my provider can handle the zillions who beseech me every second of the day."

Angel with hula hoop.

'I wouldn't be concerned. We're all subject to temptations.'

'Yo! A little help?'

No caption. (Two angels play basketball in heaven. Halo of one forms rim of basketball hoop.)

"This life of mine - can I resit?"

Hula Halo

"I thought we might do a cumulo-nimbus today."

Mountain Climber Finds Angel at the Top.