Heavenly Hula Hoopers Pillows

Angel doing the hula hoop.

'Like us, the Hula Hoop will never go out of style.'

"Five million channels! This is heaven indeed!"

'One nice thing about this, it has overcome my fear of height.'

'Eternity isn't bad, so long as they allow us to day-trade.'

"I'm not jumping through hoops for you. It's my hula hoop. I'm doing this for me."

Basketball Halo

Devils in hell bang on the ceiling as the angels upstairs are being too noisy.

Heavenly Desert Islands.

"No, harps aren't mandatory. You could've asked for any instrument you wanted."

'It could be worse. In Hell you play the bagpipes.'

"Not the God I expected."

'Well, what do you think of the new BOOYA halo?'

Photograph from Heaven.

'Poor Dewey, All his life, he can't jump, Then he dies, goes straight to heaven, and now his wings are too small to dunk,'

"First one to eleven."

'Unless you're going to pass, get the hell out of the left lane!'

'...Hoopla!'

'Freddy Kameahmeah, uncrowned king of Hula dancers. His hoop hasn't seen the ground in six months.'

Heavenly Tennis.

"Miraculously my provider can handle the zillions who beseech me every second of the day."

"We brought hoola-hoops!"

Angel with hula hoop.

'I wouldn't be concerned. We're all subject to temptations.'

"This life of mine - can I resit?"

Hula Halo

"I thought we might do a cumulo-nimbus today."

Mountain Climber Finds Angel at the Top.

Halo Hulla Hoop