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'I wouldn't be concerned. We're all subject to temptations.'

Gerald was convinced his plants could understand...and dig what he was saying!

Angel doing the hula hoop.

Siegfried and Roy - grand re-opening.

'He's got a good attitude, and he's tall. But he's got to get into the weight room.'

'Like us, the Hula Hoop will never go out of style.'

'So you're the referee who had the courage to call a Technical Foul on Bobby Knight.'

"Gerald is retired, but during March Madness, he goes back to the office to play the college hoops sports pools."

Bebaaaaaaaop! (sheep)

'OK. Sometimes, after games, when I'm all alone? I... I like to dress up in a NBA uniform.'

"The doctor says you have an acute case of march Madness. Here's your bill."

"I'm not jumping through hoops for you. It's my hula hoop. I'm doing this for me."

"I grew up in a circus and jumping through flaming hoops was no big deal! Asking Mummy on a date though, now that, Darling, required real courage!"

-Yipee! He's well out in front! -You do realize they're only going down to the start!

'The #1 Lei Girl!'

'Players treat me with a lot more respect since they found out I'm a retired colonel.'

'One last test- we need to see how well you jump through a hoop?'

'Why we ever took him to see those porpoises. . .'

Basketball

"I know why the caged bird sings. Why he does that is anyone's guess."

'Freddy Kameahmeah, uncrowned king of Hula dancers. His hoop hasn't seen the ground in six months.'

'...Hoopla!'

Can't dunk?

'You're right, Mom. It was a bad call.'

"Oh no! My hay fever's starting!"

"We brought hoola-hoops!"

"First place winner gets a flip phone!"

Angel with hula hoop.

'First I was a 'phenom.' Then I was 'blue chip'...'

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