Hula-hoop Hero T-Shirts

'...Hoopla!'

"OK, ready to go again?"

Children jumping onto mattress in PE.

I love Basketball.

"Oh, go on Jeffrey. . . Give him an order!"

"Ever since the elevator broke down, we've learned that our staff is in desperate need of a fitness program. Especially, since we're only one floor up."

Angel doing the hula hoop.

'I told you she could get them all in under a minute. Now pay up.'

Healthy.

Centaur Sprinter

A muscle pushing a body builders brain out of his skull.

'Like us, the Hula Hoop will never go out of style.'

Fitness Course.

Office Safety.

"I was thinking, maybe karate isn't for me. Tio Ruben was a golden glove boxer. Maybe I can take up boxing! You don't know anything about boxing, do you, Tia Carmen?"

Sadie, I want to show you something. This is a great new Youtube video. Check it out. That's some random person doing hula hoop and singing a show tune. That. Makes. Me. So. Mad. Action. Aaaaahhhh.

A cat looks confident about balancing on the beam.

Athletic Darwinism.

'I'd like to participate in gym class, but I'm afraid I'll get overheated and contribute to the global warming problem.'

'I'm sure we'll hear about his hole-in-one!'

'This drill has nothing to do with football. I just like humiliating the players.'

Sit-ups / Stationary-ups

One Man Band

"I knew there would be a time I could wear them without destroying my feet."

Hurdles with Steps

It's over the hurdle not under...

"I'm not jumping through hoops for you. It's my hula hoop. I'm doing this for me."

"Trust me. This is the last place they'll find us."

'I can't dunk.'

I told you to take the stairs instead of elevators. Taking escalators isn't meeting me halfway. (Published originally on March 27, 2009.)

"It keeps us fit at a safe social distance."

The fifty metre hurdles.One of the hardest events in athletics.

'We're counting on you, Luther. The game's to 21, winner's outs... And I hope we don't need to remind you what happens to all of us if you lose.'

Confusion at the Race

You make me want to say things I've never said before and do things I've never done before. What a sweet thing to - Shh, I'm talking to my beer.