Hula Hoopers T-Shirts

'Like us, the Hula Hoop will never go out of style.'

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

Angel doing the hula hoop.

Siegfried and Roy - grand re-opening.

Man on desert island using elastic to shoot him off the island.

"Am I a new parent? No, I'm a new Uber driver taking him to school."

Man climbing a dna 'ladder'.

Sadie, I want to show you something. This is a great new Youtube video. Check it out. That's some random person doing hula hoop and singing a show tune. That. Makes. Me. So. Mad. Action. Aaaaahhhh.

You are not here.

"Is it time to plan our vacation?"

The author will be signing books for fifteen minutes.

'We're not going to Roswell again, it's such a tourist trap.'

BBQ Today All Welcome

"I'm not jumping through hoops for you. It's my hula hoop. I'm doing this for me."

Basketball Halo

"It keeps us fit at a safe social distance."

You make me want to say things I've never said before and do things I've never done before. What a sweet thing to - Shh, I'm talking to my beer.

They changed their tunes.

'The #1 Lei Girl!'

'...Hoopla!'

"Yes, but while we're here, why don't we do the Greek Islands?"

"I wish you'd taken your mother cruising as well!"

Agenda

A not-so-happy God coming across some Angels playing Magic tricks with their Halos.

'Freddy Kameahmeah, uncrowned king of Hula dancers. His hoop hasn't seen the ground in six months.'

"I know why the caged bird sings. Why he does that is anyone's guess."

'I wouldn't be concerned. We're all subject to temptations.'

"Can't you boys... read?"

"Oh no! My hay fever's starting!"

"We brought hoola-hoops!"

Angel with hula hoop.

Lazy Desert Island Gag

Hula Halo

Halo Hulla Hoop

The evolving patterns of American popular entertainment.