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'The #1 Lei Girl!'

"Oh no! My hay fever's starting!"

Laptop Dancing.

"Play 'Misty' for me."

Angel doing the hula hoop.

Siegfried and Roy - grand re-opening.

'Pop-up Bible.'

'Like us, the Hula Hoop will never go out of style.'

"It is called A Night to Remember. It portrays a ritual mating dance from the early 21st-century."

"Am I a new parent? No, I'm a new Uber driver taking him to school."

Musician

Graduating Zumba Cum Laude

'I'm good. How are you?'

'Before we begin, let's say a little prayer for humility.'

Sadie, I want to show you something. This is a great new Youtube video. Check it out. That's some random person doing hula hoop and singing a show tune. That. Makes. Me. So. Mad. Action. Aaaaahhhh.

'I told you not to clean it with soap and water.'

'Are you going to stay up all night making YouTuba videos?'

'She got the part thanks to her Zumba lessons.'

"Is it time to plan our vacation?"

Bebaaaaaaaop! (sheep)

"Cordell has switched to a more music, less talk format."

Tuba Music

"I'm not jumping through hoops for you. It's my hula hoop. I'm doing this for me."

Pole Dancing Every Night: 'It's one of the perks of being a weights and measures inspector.'

"We're running behind schedule, we haven't even left the North Pole yet."

I must not poop on freshly washed cars!

Rum Pah Pum Pum!

"I assume that's a 'not guilty' plea?"

Street Performance

'It gets my caregiver's attention better than a bell.'

"It keeps us fit at a safe social distance."

I think he likes you.

'What do you mean we'd be better off as a quartet?'

The Pole Jumper.

'Did you notice they seemed in a great hurry to see the back of us tonight?'