Hula Enthusiast Gifts

'The #1 Lei Girl!'

"Oh no! My hay fever's starting!"

Laptop Dancing.

"Play 'Misty' for me."

Angel doing the hula hoop.

Siegfried and Roy - grand re-opening.

'Pop-up Bible.'

Musician

"It is called A Night to Remember. It portrays a ritual mating dance from the early 21st-century."

'Like us, the Hula Hoop will never go out of style.'

'Before we begin, let's say a little prayer for humility.'

'I'm good. How are you?'

'I told you not to clean it with soap and water.'

'Are you going to stay up all night making YouTuba videos?'

Bebaaaaaaaop! (sheep)

"Is it time to plan our vacation?"

'She got the part thanks to her Zumba lessons.'

"Cordell has switched to a more music, less talk format."

Tuba Music

"I'm not jumping through hoops for you. It's my hula hoop. I'm doing this for me."

I must not poop on freshly washed cars!

"I assume that's a 'not guilty' plea?"

Pole Dancing Every Night: 'It's one of the perks of being a weights and measures inspector.'

"We're running behind schedule, we haven't even left the North Pole yet."

Rum Pah Pum Pum!

Street Performance

'It gets my caregiver's attention better than a bell.'

I think he likes you.

'What do you mean we'd be better off as a quartet?'

Erotica

North Pole Dances

'Did you notice they seemed in a great hurry to see the back of us tonight?'

The Pole Jumper.