Hoopla Enthusiast Gifts

Siegfried and Roy - grand re-opening.

'The secret to life, my friend, is hoppiness!'

Bad Interview Technique

Jump Boy!God, your life must be dull.

'The owner plays in the NBA.'

'Well,we had a good run.' - Worldwide Hops Shortage.

'He's got a good attitude, and he's tall. But he's got to get into the weight room.'

"Am I a new parent? No, I'm a new Uber driver taking him to school."

Shaquille O'Neal donates his old socks to boy scouts.

"You can tatse the slopes, er I mean hops in this."

''What say we knock off early tonight and go to a microbrewery?'

No, it's not the beer talking. Beer actually makes a better impression than I do. ! !

'Umm, you have a date yet for the hop...?'

"The drummer's got to go - he's too loopy."

'So you're the referee who had the courage to call a Technical Foul on Bobby Knight.'

'OK. Sometimes, after games, when I'm all alone? I... I like to dress up in a NBA uniform.'

Bebaaaaaaaop! (sheep)

NBA on strike.

"I'm not jumping through hoops for you. It's my hula hoop. I'm doing this for me."

'What will it cost me for you to elope?'

"The Convent of the Immaculate Heart Brewery"

US soldier reading a sign for 'Hookahs' in Iraq.

'Too much 'March Madness.''

"Hoppy are the peace makers"

Dirk Nowitzki

Beer...Better living through zymurgy.

'The #1 Lei Girl!'

'Players treat me with a lot more respect since they found out I'm a retired colonel.'

Cold Beer ---fresh flowers for sale, think of your wife for a change.

'One last test- we need to see how well you jump through a hoop?'

Basketball

'Why we ever took him to see those porpoises. . .'

"Sometimes I unwind too fast, and it makes me a little dizzy."

"I know why the caged bird sings. Why he does that is anyone's guess."

'You're right, Mom. It was a bad call.'