Hoopla King Gifts

Jump Boy!God, your life must be dull.

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

Servant brings king skateboard on pillow.

"Surprise!"

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

'The secret to life, my friend, is hoppiness!'

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

Freddie Mercury

Dancing at the Clubs.

"The guy who wrote 'The Frog Chorus' is sounding kinda croaky."

"Eventually the instrument becomes an extension of your body."

'If he's only five years old, how come he knows the words to 'See the USA in your Chevrolet'?'

Robbie Williams

Karaoke night.

"I believe I can fly, I believe I can touch the sky..."

Comedy, Tragedy, Karaoke

The Bar & Grill of Ordinary Men: Quiet Desperation 11 am - closing (Karaoke on Saturday)

'I prefer to do absolutely nothing on holiday....otherwise the shock's too much when I get back.'

King Pin

X Factor contestant dressed as a 'Y'.

Siegfried and Roy - grand re-opening.

Rod Stewart

Farmyard Sinatra - "Start spreadin'...Manure

Mick Jagger.

Pizza and Karaoke

"Do you know what we need? We need drinking songs."

'I could have been the next Neil Young, but my ol' man made me take singing lessons.'

"That? - Oh, along about his fourth beer, Old Cunningham, there, usually starts singing 'Greensleeves.'"

Ernie has been studying the musical tastes and talents of birds. Hummingbirds have a musical term right in their name. Parrots are great mimics so they excel at karaoke. Of course, the eagles like 70's folk-rock music. And the birds Ernie identifies with the most are woodpeckers. They both love headbanging music!

Mick Jagger

"You can tatse the slopes, er I mean hops in this."

...Another second closer to kick-off....another second..

Cliff Richard

No, it's not the beer talking. Beer actually makes a better impression than I do. ! !

Will Self does karaoke