Hoopla Gifts

101 uses of a dead cat: hoopla

'The secret to life, my friend, is hoppiness!'

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"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

Imported Candy. "Chocolate Australian Bears"? Yes --- "Coca-Koalas"!

"I've got those 'Don't worry about me, I'll just be here, all alone' blues."

Clubbing

Jump Boy!God, your life must be dull.

Customer Convention

Angel doing the hula hoop.

Siegfried and Roy - grand re-opening.

"Get someone to make the slot bigger."

"I must come to the supermarket with you sometime dear, they seem to sell everything!"

'Well,we had a good run.' - Worldwide Hops Shortage.

"My job went remote, so I got two more remote jobs are started secretly travelling the world."

'Like us, the Hula Hoop will never go out of style.'

I don't think we should have linked the remote to the credit card.

"We've been milked all day at the office. Now we girls deserve a little R&R."

"You can tatse the slopes, er I mean hops in this."

''What say we knock off early tonight and go to a microbrewery?'

Sale today - 50% off everything!

'I heard you got a job at that new club. It must be great."

Clothes sale - everything must go!

Two man congratulating a 'Jazz club' "Real Cool" and "Real Hot"

Bouncer.

No, it's not the beer talking. Beer actually makes a better impression than I do. ! !

'They're doing their tests now?

'Umm, you have a date yet for the hop...?'

Beer goggles, whiskey binoculars and absinthe telescope.

'Me too-thought I'd better splash out before my plastic expires tomorrow!'

"I'm leaving Friday and we are all going to the club after work. Will you come?"

"She used to shop until she dropped, but with online shopping, we lost that protection."

'The nightlife around here? Pretty boring if you ask me Dude: My parents are awake...'

"The building code says we can use structural steel and poured concrete, and we can go 40 stories high - it doesn't say we have to!"

Bebaaaaaaaop! (sheep)