Halo Hoopster Gifts

Basketball Halo

"Good game."

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

'Today's sermon is on Eve and Adam....'

Before getting a basketball scholarship, Jack worked at a pancake house.

Halo Frisbee.

"That's the preacher's dog."

Jump Boy!God, your life must be dull.

Siegfried and Roy - grand re-opening.

'Like us, the Hula Hoop will never go out of style.'

"That's excellent, Caroline!"

'You know you're doing your job right when both coaches are mad at you.'

Your angel is always with you

'It's a doughnut - just eat it!'

"Why does he keep in the same players?"

'Just tell him you've been good. Don't overdo it.'

Football Angel

"And when exactly did your interest in health and safety start?"

An anarchist angel wearing his halo as a hoop earring,

'Ferguson always was an overachiever.'

An Angel getting his dog to jump through his Halo using it like a Hoop

Umpire holds the halos of angels playing cricket.

'And tomorrow. . . the darkness will pass and all will be bathed in a celestial light that will unify and transform mankind. . .'

Holy monk.

Angel versus kite...

'Well, what do you think of the new BOOYA halo?'

"I'm not a fallen angel, precisely, but I have had a few stumbles."

'I just love this new rule allowing you tie up obnoxious coaches.'

A not-so-happy God coming across some Angels playing Magic tricks with their Halos.

"It makes him look less menacing."

"First one to eleven."

'Try and get my good side.'

'Poor Dewey, All his life, he can't jump, Then he dies, goes straight to heaven, and now his wings are too small to dunk,'

'...Hoopla!'