Halo Hooper Gifts

God not too happy about finding his Angels playing Quoits with their Halos.

A not-so-happy God coming across some Angels playing Magic tricks with their Halos.

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

Nature Lovers

'Anything is possible in our great country, son. If an Afro-American can become president, a white man can become a pro basketball player.'

'Um, can I get a FOURTH opinion?'

Halo Frisbee.

'Like us, the Hula Hoop will never go out of style.'

Newspaper reads: 'Doctors not giving adequate info to patients'. Doctor asking patient, "Say eh??"

"Ok, let's go over this one more time, 'The Leg Bone's Connected To The. . .'"

Man climbing a dna 'ladder'.

"That's excellent, Caroline!"

"No response doctor! The patient is sedated!"

'You're free to get a second opinion, but it looks like something's wrong with that green thingie by your liver.'

Your angel is always with you

Bob's Heart Valves 'N' Stuff (store is open)

'Just tell him you've been good. Don't overdo it.'

'My patients are picking up so much medical knowledge through the media that I feel more like their consultant than their doctor.'

Not Such Disagreeable Weather for the Haymakers as Some People Think.

Football Angel

Is there any history of not paying medical bills in your family? M.D.

Bear in a space suit meeting an alien.

'Ferguson always was an overachiever.'

Umpire holds the halos of angels playing cricket.

Doctor with 'Out patient' clip board being sped up by 'Competition', 'Technology' and 'DRG's'

Basketball Halo

Man knitting to other: 'My doctor prescribed golf to get my mind off business, then tennis to get my mind off golf, then bowling to get ...'

'And tomorrow. . . the darkness will pass and all will be bathed in a celestial light that will unify and transform mankind. . .'

You make me want to say things I've never said before and do things I've never done before. What a sweet thing to - Shh, I'm talking to my beer.

'How many effin times!? Skip Sedately!'

"It wouldn't kill you to pay your bill."

I don

"You will make the same foolish mistakes you have made before, not only once but many, many times again."

'It's only for a day or two. Mother's Day present.'

Here. There.