Hollywood Hoper Gifts

Sopwerth, Drewry & Sims Practice limited to 'Celebrity law'

Today's special... donuts.

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

'Anything is possible in our great country, son. If an Afro-American can become president, a white man can become a pro basketball player.'

"I've got those 'Don't worry about me, I'll just be here, all alone' blues."

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

Clubbing

'You've had enough!'

"Can we get some more bread sticks over here?"

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

"Well, what's your recommendation?"

Daily Grind Coffee Cup

"You're going out there an annoying, mannered girl, but you're going to come back an indie queen."

'Going 'cold turkey' might be dangerous...I'd wean him off by letting him watch world cup re-runs....'

"Ok, let's go over this one more time, 'The Leg Bone's Connected To The. . .'"

'I heard you got a job at that new club. It must be great."

Bouncer.

Two man congratulating a 'Jazz club' "Real Cool" and "Real Hot"

"When did movies start being dumb all year round?"

"Would you mind if I sit here and wait for you to leave?"

"Hmmm ... either my steak knife is broken, or you cooked the heck out of this fillet."

NEXT EXIT Food & Drink Cafe...Open 24 hours: 'Hey! Here's the place we saw advertised on the freeway!'

'Coffee overload.'

'The nightlife around here? Pretty boring if you ask me Dude: My parents are awake...'

"I'm leaving Friday and we are all going to the club after work. Will you come?"

Yankee Stadium.

The author will be signing books for fifteen minutes.

Free Wifi

"Harrison Ford, no question." "Tom Selleck, without a doubt." "I don't care if they did offer Selleck the role first, Ford was a much better 'Indiana Jones'." "Ford was OK, but his character was less than manly." "What are you talking about? That's ridiculous! Harrison Ford was the definition of eighties manliness!" "You're telling me the 'definition of eighties manliness' could run around the world for weeks and months at a time... and never once grow anything more than a little stubb

Sally and her fashionista friends get to me. Save our mall! Ignore them! Let's take your mind off them. Don't even think it! I know. Going shopping would be wring. Does ordering online count.

"My god, those capers are huge!"

Comedians believe there is a future in laughter.

Beer goggles, whiskey binoculars and absinthe telescope.